7 réponses drôles qui fonctionnent en ligne !

7 funny answers that work online!

If you’ve spent any time talking online, you know that there are questions women ask you all the time. How do you answer these questions to ensure you capture their attention and interest?

Just try using the following 7 answers:

1. Are you single?

When she asks you about your marital status, just say it:
“Well, my dog ​​hates the way I make coffee, he hopes I find someone else who will make him coffee every morning.”

2. How old are you?

“I am a little child… when I sleep, a mature man when I make decisions, and a teenage explorer when I have the opportunity to talk with an interesting woman.”

3. Do you have children?

This is a simple question to answer, but you can say more than yes/no and earn some points. SO..
If you have children, you can answer: “Oh yes, I have… (a 2 year old boy), he is a good boy, and he is very responsible for my haircut.” 🙂
If you don’t have children: “No, I don’t have children yet. I’m always looking for the woman willing to take the risk of having beautiful children, like me. :))“

4. What happened with your ex?

This is a difficult question, don’t give specific details, be serious and move quickly on this subject. You can say something like, “I never joke about my love life. We couldn’t get together/We couldn’t move past some issues together. And decided to continue on our separate paths. ”

5. What do you do for a living? What is your job?

Maybe you hate your job, but don’t tell him that. Be enthusiastic and positive: “I work in the (field) and I really enjoy waking up every morning to such work. Sometimes I forget to put on my socks in my rush to go to work.”

6. What kind of relationship are you looking for?

I really want to find someone who can take me as I am, someone who can accept how beautiful I am. 🙂 “.

7. What do you do in your free time?

“I don’t have much free time but I like… (reading GOOD books / watching GOOD TV shows / listening to GOOD music / sharing good time with my friends).” You need to be selective and a little demanding… make him understand that you’re not wasting your time anyway and with everyone available. To make her feel good that you are spending YOUR time with her.

The idea is that you have to be both funny and serious. Make her curious, with every question you answer, you have to make her want to know more about you. Be different, be original.

Good luck and have fun!

Notez-Moi !

Willy Author